Sunday, September 22, 2013

One small town girls struggles with learning to run and ultimately becoming a marathoner even if it


One small town girls struggles with learning to run and ultimately becoming a marathoner even if it means pooping on the side of the trail in front of a really hot guy. This is my life and my stories, my adventures that have carried me from some of the highest peaks of Southern California, amid rattle snakes, and Buck's Brush, superstore hours and yes many tales of my bodily malfunctions.
    Apparently I'm the bad driver.     Wow, shocking as I spend so much time yelling, flipping off and just generally superstore hours being angry at every other driver who dares cross my path.      I learned me this fact today at the Rancho superstore hours Cucamonga DMV. I showed up at seven a.m. and was the first one inside the building. I had to change my name on my driver's license after my divorce.      superstore hours As I wanted to change my name and renew my license all in one trip, I was forced to take a written test.     And that was where I failed.     I watched sixteen year old after sixteen year old get their license in the two hours I spent at the DMV, and when it was my turn I answered four questions incorrectly.     Okay these questions were worded superstore hours like trick questions! superstore hours     All the answers seemed right!      Allow extra space between your vehicle when following      A. Passenger car      B. Tour Bus      C. Station Wagon.      Shouldn't the answer superstore hours be all? You should always leave extra space!     I felt like I was starring in that 1980's movie License to Drive, but instead of a coffee cup on the dash, it was a black pen that was about to check the wrong box on my scan tron sheet.     I did enjoy some of the humorous questions like      When driving near a road work zone you should      A Slow down to watch the work as you pass      B. Decrease your following distance      C. Pass the work zone carefully and avoid distractions.     I picked answer D.     Hoot and holler    "Hey baby!" at all the construction workers"      I was happy to see number 16 on the test;      If five or more vehicles are following you on a narrow two lane road      A Move to the right hand side of the lane and drive slowly     B. Drive into the turn out areas or lanes to let them pass     C. Continue driving because you have the right away        Funny, I don't see answer D. on there which is continue driving fifteen miles an hour and throwing trash and cigarettes out the windows while the red neck behind you farts, yells and flips you off.
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